My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
(Source: somegirlnamedkaitlyn)
- mom: why won't you answer me?
- me: because you're not calling me by my real name
- me: i want to be called
- me: waka flocka
on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine
(Source: clavid)
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
I was feelin ok until I realized what tomorrow is
Another day without him
i was just gonna say monday but ok
(Source: manaphy)
I want all the clothes in the world but I only have $9 and my virginity
(Source: naeive)
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
